Santa Time...

I had a conversation with Santa Claus the other day. I think it was very enlightening and explained a lot to me. It went something like this:

Me: “Santa, there are a lot of things that have baffled me about Santa Claus and the whole going down the chimney to deliver toys to good girls and boys. We didn’t have a chimney so how did you get into our house?”

Santa: “Well, I have a little help in those instances. I know when you were growing up you had an oil stove in your living room with a pipe going to the chimney. Those things aren’t safe for a guy of my girth. So basically, I let your mom know...